I am begging here, begging. Please learn how to tie a Windsor knot.
(Post-game v Columbus Dec 2)
screencapping the Oilers' videos
the boring ones, only
Ladislav Smid: the Loch Ness monster. Hard to capture on film, probably kinda weird, and unlikely to score lots of goals for the Edmonton Oilers.
(Post-game v Columbus Dec 2)
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Remember how the Wild had that rotating captaincy, and it was totally bullshit? We could have an elective captaincy, and it would be amazing. It would be rigged yes, but like we wouldn’t all vote for this profile, we just don’t know it yet.
(Post-game v Columbus Dec 2)
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Ryan Jones is trolling you. No, I mean, he’s looking like a troll. As far as I know, he is not posting comments like “first! ha ha no defence, just like Phil Kessel” after your searching Livejournal post about the Maple Leafs man-to-man play. That could be it as well, though!
(Post-game v Columbus Dec 2)
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Tom Gazzola is distractingly youthful; he always makes us feel like old hags. Okay, so we are old hags. Doesn’t mean we like to be reminded of it all the time!
(Post-game v Columbus Dec 2)
“It’s kinda like a hundred-twenty minutes total.” Yes rather, given that it will be two games. Not only is Grant built like a brick house, he talks like one. Take that, the Commodores.
(“Barons Beat” Dec 2)
Those eyebrows are so…comma-tastic. Oh, I bet he’s a great Post-Modernist, in his slim black shirt, anxious look, and superfluous commas.
(“Barons Beat” Dec 2)
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Every time he appears and isn’t wearing a cowboy hat, I feel vaguely cheated.
(“Barons Beat” Dec 2)
We have so many questions about occasionally-appearing Chris Wescott. Where is he from, how has he gotten into this line of work, is he actually that red? We can only hope for answers. (Or Google them, that might also work.)
(“Barons Beat” Dec 2)
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If we looked great like Jack Michaels, we’d definitely keep the face fur.
(“Jack Facts” Dec 2)
